F "What’s so ‘grand’ about a one-room apartment? My bedroom is bigger than this!"
A "Fang I swear to god, don’t make me ask Reed to do this instead."
pause .5
A "So this is the kitchen area, loaded with all the essentials I need to get me through the week. Alfredo, carbonara, pesto, you name it and I can cook it."
F "Carbonara is pretty good, I’ll give you that{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
A "Moving on- Fang! You don’t need to show the refrigerator!"
F "You call thirty energy drinks ‘essential’?"
A "You try getting through a 48 hour Rock Ring 2 marathon without those!"
pause .5
A "Anyways, make sure you get a good pan view of the apartment."
pause .5
show anon shrug behind viewfinder:
yalign 0.1 xalign -0.4
show anon:
easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.1
with dissolve
pause .5
"This is what I call the ‘Mous Pad’."
pause .5
F "You have literally never called it that before."
F "Wait. Why are you doing this again?"
show anon neutral flip with dissolve
A "My forum pen-pal dared me to do it."
pause .5
F "Your{cps=*.1}...{/cps} pen-pal? You’re trying to impress some weirdo on the Internet with{cps=*.1}...{/cps} this."
A "Yeah, her screen name’s StegoStar231. I’m pretty sure she’s from Japan. Cool, huh?"
F "‘Her’? You’re sure you aren’t just being groomed?"
A "No, shut up."
show anon:
easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.4
pause .25
show anon neutral with dissolve
A "Anyways, next is the battlestation, ready for all those late-night raid sessions with the clan."
show anon:
easein_back 1 xalign 0.0
A "And THIS little guy is Metal Gear RAYmba! Custom modified with a railgun for stealth launches at the science teacher!"
A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}Why are you giving me that look? Moving on!"
show anon:
easein_cubic 1.5 xalign 0.3
A "The bed. Where I do all my sleeping."
pause .5
F "Among other things."
A "Fang! How vulgar!"
pause .5
show anon:
ease_cubic 1 xalign 0.9
pause .25
show anon neutral with dissolve
pause .25
A "My TV, XROX hooked up and ready to play Rock Ring at a moment’s notice."
A "And my closet, with all the clothes I’ll ever need."
pause .5
F "What the fuck? I thought you just kept cleaning the same shirt over and over. Why do you have so many?"
show anon neutral flip with dissolve
A "Am I giving a tour to StegoStar or you?"
F "Tell me more about this ‘StegoStar’ character. What’s ‘her’ deal?"
A "Dunno what there is to say. She likes anime and- wait, you aren’t jealous, are you?"
F "I’d be jealous if it was an actual girl you were talking to, you dweeb."
A "Good. Between you and me, she’s not really my type."
pause .5
F "And you’re taken."
A "And I’m happily taken."
pause .5
show anon happy flip with dissolve
A "Anyways, uh, I think that’s about it for my crib tour. Hope you enjoyed, StegoStar. Make sure you get back to me about the new Lucky Star episode, too."
show anon neutral flip with dissolve
A "And done."
pause .5
hide rec
hide viewfinder
with Dissolve(.25)
pause .75
show fang neutral:
yalign 0.0 xalign -0.4
show fang:
easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.1
with dissolve
pause .5
F "So, does StegoStar have any other hobbies?"
A "I, err, think she’s into card games?"
show fang considering with Dissolve(.25)
F "Hmmmm{cps=*.1}...{/cps} Card games, huh? Anything else you know of?"
A "For not being jealous you sure care a lot about what she does. She sent me some pictures of her garden once."
show fang unimpressed with Dissolve(.25)
F "What, like a zen garden? Or is that some kind of euphemism?"
A "What? No! Just flowers and stuff. I can show you if you want."
show anon:
ease_cubic 1 xalign 0.7
pause 1
F "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
pause .5
stop music fadeout 3
show fang:
easein_quart 1 xalign 0.05
show fang surprised with Dissolve(.25)
F "This is Stella’s garden."
pause .5
A "Whaaaat, no it isn’t. See?"
show fang neutral with Dissolve(.25)
F "Anon, this is Stella’s yard."
pause .5
A "Nah, you’re just jea-"
show fang:
easein_back 1 xalign 0.2
show fang happy with Dissolve(.25)
F "Here’s her fucking instaglyph, you idiot."
pause .5
show anon:
easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.8
A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
pause .5
play music 'audio/ost/bayside bumming it.ogg'
show anon unimpressed flip with dissolve
A "One moment, I need to use the bathroom."
pause .5
show fang behind anon
show anon:
easeout_cubic 1 xalign -0.2
pause .5
hide anon with dissolve
play sound 'audio/effects/doorslam.ogg'
"{b}*SLAM*{/b}" with vpunch
show fang happy flip with dissolve
pause .5
show viewfinder
show rec:
ypos 0.072 xpos 0.91
block:
alpha 1
pause .5
alpha 0
pause .5
repeat
with dissolve
pause .5
"*Ring ring ring click*"
pause .5
A "Sooo{cps=*.1}...{/cps} When were you going to tell me?"
"{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
A "YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT!"
"{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
A "OH, YOU FUCKING KNOW, STELLA!"
show fang:
easein_cubic 1.5 xalign 0.5
F "PFFFFFFT."
A "OR SHOULD I SAY, STEGOSTAR231!"
"{cps=*.1}........{/cps}"
A "I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO AN ACTUAL JAPANESE GIRL!"
"{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
A "NO!"
A "A PACHY UNCLE DOES NOT FUCKING COUNT!"
show fang:
easein_elastic 1.5 xalign 0.8
F "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
A "FANG SO HELP ME-"
F "YOU HAD A FUCKING NETCRUSH ON STELLA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"{cps=*.1}.......{/cps}"
A "OH SHUT UP THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO!"
F "{cps=*.4}d’aaaaaawww{/cps}. Anon had a {cps=*.5}{i}cruuuush{/i}{/cps}."
