add bonus chapter - the mous pad

game/script/x2-the-mous-pad.rpy

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+# The Mous Pad
+
+label chapter_x2:
+
+    stop music fadeout(3)
+    scene black with Dissolve(1)
+    pause .5
+
+    scene skinrow 
+    show anon neutral flip:
+        yalign 0.1 xalign 0.7
+    show black
+    show viewfinder
+    show rec:
+        ypos 0.072 xpos 0.91
+        block:
+            alpha 1
+            pause .5
+            alpha 0
+            pause .5
+            repeat
+    with Dissolve(1)
+    pause 2
+
+    A "Right, you’re recording?"
+    pause .5
+
+    # appreciating the moment
+    # appreciating the scenery
+    # fuck you I like this chick
+    play music 'audio/ost/fuck you i like this chick.ogg' fadein 0.5
+    hide black with Dissolve(1)
+    pause .5
+
+    show anon happy flip with dissolve
+    A "Heyyy, what’s up? It’s ya boy, Anon, and this is my criiiiiiiiiiiib!"
+    pause .5
+
+    F "Dork{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
+
+    show anon neutral flip with Dissolve(.25)
+    A "Quiet you!"
+
+    A "Ignore the hired help."
+    pause .5
+
+    F "Hired?!"
+
+    A "Shush!"
+
+    show anon:
+        easein_cubic 1.5 xalign 0.8
+    show anon shrug flip with dissolve
+    A "We’re right in the heart of Skin Row, one of Volcaldera Bluff’s most historic cultural districts!"
+    pause .5
+
+    F "Yeah, if you call crack ‘cultural’{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
+
+    A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}CULTURAL districts! I’ve been living here for almost seven months and I wouldn’t trade it for anywhere else in the state."
+    
+    show anon neutral flip with dissolve
+    A "So let’s head on inside for the grand tour!"
+    pause .5
+
+    scene room anon day alt 
+    show viewfinder
+    show rec:
+        ypos 0.072 xpos 0.91
+        block:
+            alpha 1
+            pause .5
+            alpha 0
+            pause .5
+            repeat
+    with Fade(1, 0, 1)
+    pause .5
+
+    F "What’s so ‘grand’ about a one-room apartment? My bedroom is bigger than this!"
+
+    A "Fang I swear to god, don’t make me ask Reed to do this instead."
+    pause .5
+
+    A "So this is the kitchen area, loaded with all the essentials I need to get me through the week. Alfredo, carbonara, pesto, you name it and I can cook it."
+
+    F "Carbonara is pretty good, I’ll give you that{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
+
+    A "Moving on- Fang! You don’t need to show the refrigerator!"
+
+    F "You call thirty energy drinks ‘essential’?"
+
+    A "You try getting through a 48 hour Rock Ring 2 marathon without those!"
+    pause .5
+
+    A "Anyways, make sure you get a good pan view of the apartment."
+    pause .5
+    
+    show anon shrug behind viewfinder:
+        yalign 0.1 xalign -0.4
+    show anon:
+        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.1
+    with dissolve
+    pause .5
+
+    "This is what I call the ‘Mous Pad’."
+    pause .5
+
+    F "You have literally never called it that before."
+
+    F "Wait. Why are you doing this again?"
+
+    show anon neutral flip with dissolve
+    A "My forum pen-pal dared me to do it."
+    pause .5
+
+    F "Your{cps=*.1}...{/cps} pen-pal? You’re trying to impress some weirdo on the Internet with{cps=*.1}...{/cps} this."
+
+    A "Yeah, her screen name’s StegoStar231. I’m pretty sure she’s from Japan. Cool, huh?"
+
+    F "‘Her’? You’re sure you aren’t just being groomed?"
+
+    A "No, shut up."
+
+    show anon:
+        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.4
+    pause .25
+    show anon neutral with dissolve
+
+    A "Anyways, next is the battlestation, ready for all those late-night raid sessions with the clan."
+
+    show anon:
+        easein_back 1 xalign 0.0
+
+    A "And THIS little guy is Metal Gear RAYmba! Custom modified with a railgun for stealth launches at the science teacher!"
+
+    F "Some rhinorex forced him to buy a phone roomba on our first date and he decided to keep it."
+
+    A "And it was the best decision I made that day!"
+    pause .5
+
+    show anon neutral flip with dissolve
+    A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}Why are you giving me that look? Moving on!"
+
+    show anon:
+        easein_cubic 1.5 xalign 0.3
+    A "The bed. Where I do all my sleeping."
+
+    pause .5
+    F "Among other things."
+
+    A "Fang! How vulgar!"
+    pause .5
+
+    show anon:
+        ease_cubic 1 xalign 0.9
+    pause .25
+    show anon neutral with dissolve
+    pause .25
+
+    A "My TV, XROX hooked up and ready to play Rock Ring at a moment’s notice."
+
+    A "And my closet, with all the clothes I’ll ever need."
+    pause .5
+
+    F "What the fuck? I thought you just kept cleaning the same shirt over and over. Why do you have so many?"
+
+    show anon neutral flip with dissolve
+    A "Am I giving a tour to StegoStar or you?"
+
+    F "Tell me more about this ‘StegoStar’ character. What’s ‘her’ deal?"
+
+    A "Dunno what there is to say. She likes anime and- wait, you aren’t jealous, are you?"
+
+    F "I’d be jealous if it was an actual girl you were talking to, you dweeb."
+
+    A "Good. Between you and me, she’s not really my type."
+    pause .5
+
+    F "And you’re taken."
+
+    A "And I’m happily taken."
+    pause .5
+
+    show anon happy flip with dissolve
+    A "Anyways, uh, I think that’s about it for my crib tour. Hope you enjoyed, StegoStar. Make sure you get back to me about the new Lucky Star episode, too."
+
+    show anon neutral flip with dissolve
+    A "And done."
+    pause .5
+
+    hide rec
+    hide viewfinder
+    with Dissolve(.25)
+    pause .75
+
+    show fang neutral:
+        yalign 0.0 xalign -0.4
+    show fang:
+        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.1
+    with dissolve
+    pause .5
+
+    F "So, does StegoStar have any other hobbies?"
+
+    A "I, err, think she’s into card games?"
+
+    show fang considering with Dissolve(.25)
+    F "Hmmmm{cps=*.1}...{/cps} Card games, huh? Anything else you know of?"
+
+    A "For not being jealous you sure care a lot about what she does. She sent me some pictures of her garden once."
+
+    show fang unimpressed with Dissolve(.25)
+    F "What, like a zen garden? Or is that some kind of euphemism?"
+
+    A "What? No! Just flowers and stuff. I can show you if you want."
+
+    show anon:
+        ease_cubic 1 xalign 0.7
+    pause 1
+
+    F "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
+    pause .5
+
+    stop music fadeout 3
+    show fang:
+        easein_quart 1 xalign 0.05
+    show fang surprised with Dissolve(.25)
+    F "This is Stella’s garden."
+    pause .5
+
+    A "Whaaaat, no it isn’t. See?"
+
+    show fang neutral with Dissolve(.25)
+    F "Anon, this is Stella’s yard."
+    pause .5
+
+    A "Nah, you’re just jea-"
+
+    show fang:
+        easein_back 1 xalign 0.2
+    show fang happy with Dissolve(.25)
+    F "Here’s her fucking instaglyph, you idiot."
+    pause .5
+
+    show anon:
+        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.8
+    A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
+
+    A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
+    pause .5
+
+    play music 'audio/ost/bayside bumming it.ogg'
+    show anon unimpressed flip with dissolve
+    A "One moment, I need to use the bathroom."
+    pause .5
+
+    show fang behind anon
+    show anon:
+        easeout_cubic 1 xalign -0.2
+    pause .5
+    hide anon with dissolve
+    
+    play sound 'audio/effects/doorslam.ogg'
+    "{b}*SLAM*{/b}" with vpunch
+
+    show fang happy flip with dissolve
+    pause .5
+    show viewfinder
+    show rec:
+        ypos 0.072 xpos 0.91
+        block:
+            alpha 1
+            pause .5
+            alpha 0
+            pause .5
+            repeat
+    with dissolve
+    pause .5
+
+    "*Ring ring ring click*"
+    pause .5
+
+    A "Sooo{cps=*.1}...{/cps} When were you going to tell me?"
+
+    "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
+
+    A "YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT!"
+
+    "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
+
+    A "OH, YOU FUCKING KNOW, STELLA!"
+    
+    show fang:
+        easein_cubic 1.5 xalign 0.5
+    F "PFFFFFFT."
+
+    A "OR SHOULD I SAY, STEGOSTAR231!"
+
+    "{cps=*.1}........{/cps}"
+
+    A "I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO AN ACTUAL JAPANESE GIRL!"
+
+    "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
+
+    A "NO!"
+
+    A "A PACHY UNCLE DOES NOT FUCKING COUNT!"
+
+    show fang:
+        easein_elastic 1.5 xalign 0.8
+    F "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
+
+    A "FANG SO HELP ME-"
+
+    F "YOU HAD A FUCKING NETCRUSH ON STELLA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
+
+    "{cps=*.1}.......{/cps}"
+
+    A "OH SHUT UP THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO!"
+
+    F "{cps=*.4}d’aaaaaawww{/cps}. Anon had a {cps=*.5}{i}cruuuush{/i}{/cps}."
+
+    A "And I HAVE a girlfriend!"
+
+    "{cps=*.1}.....{/cps}"
+
+    A "No I will NOT be keeping that promise!"
+
+    "{cps=*.1}.........{/cps}"
+
+    A "Apology not accepted!" 
+    
+    A "Oh and by the way your husbando is shit!"
+    pause .5
+
+    "*click*"
+
+    play sound 'audio/effects/doorslam.ogg'
+    "*woosh {b}SLAM{/b}*" with vpunch
+    pause .5
+
+    show anon sad behind viewfinder:
+        yalign 0.1 xalign -0.5
+    show anon:
+        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.0
+    with dissolve
+    pause 1
+
+    A "Ugh{cps=*.1}...{/cps} I need a smo-"
+    
+    show anon neutral with Dissolve(.25)
+    A "Wait."
+    pause .5
+
+    show anon unimpressed with dissolve
+    A "Are you still filming?!"
+
+    show viewfinder:
+        linear 0.5 alpha 0
+    show rec:
+        linear 0.5 alpha 0
+    show fang:
+        easein_back 0.75 xalign 1.0
+        easeout_cubic 1 xalign 2.8
+    F "{cps=*.75}AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA{/cps}{w=1}{nw}"
+
+    show anon:
+        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.4
+    show anon pissed with Dissolve(.25)
+    A "Fang I swear to fu- Get back here!"
+
+    show anon:
+        easeout_cubic 1 xalign 1.5
+    pause .5
+    hide anon with dissolve
+
+    stop music fadeout 4
+    pause 2
+
+    scene black with Dissolve(1)
+    pause .5
+
+    return