SnootGame/game/script/x2-the-mous-pad.rpy

# The Mous Pad

label chapter_x2:

    stop music fadeout(3)
    scene black with Dissolve(2)
    pause 1

    scene skinrow
    show anon neutral flip:
        yalign 0.1 xalign 0.7
    show black
    show viewfinder
    show rec:
        ypos 0.072 xpos 0.91
        block:
            alpha 1
            pause .5
            alpha 0
            pause .5
            repeat
    with Dissolve(1)
    pause 2

    A "Right, you’re recording?"
    window hide
    window auto
    pause .5

    # appreciating the moment
    # appreciating the scenery
    # fuck you I like this chick
    play music 'audio/ost/fuck you i like this chick.ogg' fadein 0.5
    hide black with Dissolve(1)
    pause .5

    show anon happy flip with dissolve
    A "Heyyy, what’s up? It’s ya boy, Anon, and this is my criiiiiiiiiiiib!"
    pause .5

    F "Dork{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"

    show anon neutral flip with Dissolve(.25)
    A "Quiet you!"

    A "Ignore the hired help."
    pause .5

    F "Hired?!"

    A "Shush!"

    show anon:
        easein_cubic 1.5 xalign 0.8
    show anon shrug flip with dissolve
    A "We’re right in the heart of Skin Row, one of Volcaldera Bluff’s most historic cultural districts!"
    pause .5

    F "Yeah, if you call crack ‘cultural’{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"

    A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}CULTURAL districts!"
    pause .5

    A "I’ve been living here for almost seven months and I wouldn’t trade it for anywhere else in the state."

    show anon neutral flip with dissolve
    A "So let’s head on inside for the grand tour!"
    window hide
    window auto
    pause .5

    show black with Dissolve(1)

    scene room anon day alt
    show viewfinder
    show rec:
        ypos 0.072 xpos 0.91
        block:
            alpha 1
            pause .5
            alpha 0
            pause .5
            repeat
    with Dissolve(1)
    pause .5

    F "What’s so ‘grand’ about a one-room apartment? My bedroom is bigger than this!"

    A "Fang I swear to god, don’t make me ask Reed to do this instead."
    pause .5

    A "So this is the kitchen area, loaded with all the essentials I need to get me through the week. Alfredo, carbonara, pesto, you name it and I can cook it."

    F "Carbonara is pretty good, I’ll give you that{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"

    A "Moving on- Fang! You don’t need to show the refrigerator!"

    F "You call thirty energy drinks ‘essential’?"

    A "You try getting through a 48 hour Rock Ring 2 marathon without those!"
    pause .5

    A "Anyways, make sure you get a good pan view of the apartment."
    window hide
    window auto
    pause .5

    show anon shrug behind viewfinder:
        yalign 0.1 xalign -0.4
    show anon:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.1
    with dissolve
    pause .5

    "This is what I call the ‘Mous Pad’."
    pause .5

    F "You have literally never called it that before."

    F "Wait. Why are you doing this again?"

    show anon neutral flip with dissolve
    A "My forum pen-pal dared me to do it."
    pause .5

    F "Your{cps=*.1}...{/cps} pen-pal? You’re trying to impress some weirdo on the Internet with{cps=*.1}...{/cps} this."

    A "Yeah, her screen name’s StegoStar231. I’m pretty sure she’s from Japan. Cool, huh?"

    F "‘Her’? You’re sure you aren’t just being groomed?"

    A "No, shut up."

    show anon:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.4
    pause .25
    show anon neutral with dissolve

    A "Anyways, next is the battlestation, ready for all those late-night raid sessions with the clan."

    show anon:
        easein_back 1 xalign 0.0

    A "And THIS little guy is Metal Gear RAYmba! Custom modified with a railgun for stealth launches at the science teacher!"

    F "Some weirdo forced him to buy a phone roomba on our first date and he decided to keep it."

    A "And it was the best decision I made that day!"
    pause .5

    show anon neutral flip with dissolve
    A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}Why are you giving me that look? Moving on!"

    show anon:
        easein_cubic 1.5 xalign 0.3
    A "The bed. Where I do all my sleeping."

    pause .5
    F "Among other things."

    A "Fang! How vulgar!"
    window hide
    window auto
    pause .5

    show anon:
        ease_cubic 1 xalign 0.9
    pause .25
    show anon neutral with dissolve
    pause .25

    A "My TV, XROX hooked up and ready to play Rock Ring at a moment’s notice."

    A "And my closet, with all the clothes I’ll ever need."
    pause .5

    F "What the fuck? I thought you just kept cleaning the same shirt over and over. Why do you have so many?"

    show anon neutral flip with dissolve
    A "Am I giving a tour to StegoStar or you?"

    F "Tell me more about this ‘StegoStar’ character. What’s ‘her’ deal?"

    A "Dunno what there is to say. She likes anime and- wait, you aren’t jealous, are you?"

    F "I’d be jealous if it was an actual girl you were talking to, you dweeb."

    A "Good. Between you and me, she’s not really my type."
    pause .5

    F "And you’re taken."

    A "And I’m happily taken."
    pause .5

    show anon happy flip with dissolve
    A "Anyways, uh, I think that’s about it for my crib tour. Hope you enjoyed, StegoStar. Make sure you get back to me about the new Lucky Star episode, too."

    show anon neutral flip with dissolve
    A "And done."
    window hide
    window auto
    pause .5

    hide rec
    hide viewfinder
    with Dissolve(.25)
    pause .75

    show fang neutral:
        yalign 0.0 xalign -0.4
    show fang:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.1
    with dissolve
    pause .5

    F "So, does StegoStar have any other hobbies?"

    A "I, err, think she’s into card games?"

    show fang considering with Dissolve(.25)
    F "Hmmmm{cps=*.1}...{/cps} Card games, huh? Anything else you know of?"

    A "For not being jealous you sure care a lot about what she does. She sent me some pictures of her garden once."

    show fang unimpressed with Dissolve(.25)
    F "What, like a zen garden? Or is that some kind of euphemism?"

    A "What? No! Just flowers and stuff. I can show you if you want."

    show anon:
        ease_cubic 1 xalign 0.7
    pause 1

    F "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
    pause .5

    stop music fadeout 3
    show fang:
        easein_quart 1 xalign 0.05
    show fang surprised with Dissolve(.25)
    F "This is Stella’s garden."
    pause .5

    A "Whaaaat, no it isn’t. See?"

    show fang neutral with Dissolve(.25)
    F "Anon, this is Stella’s yard."
    pause .5

    A "Nah, you’re just jea-"

    show fang:
        easein_back 1 xalign 0.2
    show fang happy with Dissolve(.25)
    F "Here’s her fucking instaglyph, you idiot."
    pause .5

    show anon:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.8
    A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"

    A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
    pause .5

    play music 'audio/ost/bayside bumming it.ogg'
    show anon unimpressed flip with dissolve
    A "One moment, I need to use the bathroom."
    window hide
    window auto
    pause .5

    show fang behind anon
    show anon:
        easeout_cubic 1 xalign -0.2
    pause .5
    hide anon with dissolve

    play sound 'audio/effects/doorslam.ogg'
    pause .1
    window show Dissolve(0.0001)
    "{b}*SLAM*{/b}" with vpunch
    window hide
    window auto

    show fang happy flip with dissolve
    pause .5
    show viewfinder
    show rec:
        ypos 0.072 xpos 0.91
        block:
            alpha 1
            pause .5
            alpha 0
            pause .5
            repeat
    with dissolve
    pause .5

    "*Ring ring ring click*"
    pause .5

    A "Sooo{cps=*.1}...{/cps} When were you going to tell me?"

    "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"

    A "YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT!"

    "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"

    A "OH, YOU FUCKING KNOW, STELLA!"

    show fang:
        easein_cubic 1.5 xalign 0.5
    F "PFFFFFFT."

    A "OR SHOULD I SAY, STEGOSTAR231!"

    "{cps=*.1}........{/cps}"

    A "I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO AN ACTUAL JAPANESE GIRL!"

    "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"

    A "NO!"

    A "A PACHY UNCLE DOES NOT FUCKING COUNT!"

    show fang:
        easein_elastic 1.5 xalign 0.8
    F "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

    A "FANG SO HELP ME-"

    F "YOU HAD A FUCKING NETCRUSH ON STELLA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

    "{cps=*.1}.......{/cps}"

    A "OH SHUT UP THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO!"

    F "{cps=*.4}d’aaaaaawww{/cps}. Anon had a {cps=*.5}{i}cruuuush{/i}{/cps}."

    A "And I HAVE a girlfriend!"

    "{cps=*.1}.....{/cps}"

    A "No I will NOT be keeping that promise!"

    "{cps=*.1}.........{/cps}"

    A "Apology not accepted!"

    A "Oh and by the way your husbando is shit!"
    pause .5

    "*click*"

    play sound 'audio/effects/doorslam.ogg'
    "*woosh {nw}"
    extend "{b}SLAM{/b}*" with vpunch
    window hide
    window auto
    pause .5

    show anon sad behind viewfinder:
        yalign 0.1 xalign -0.5
    show anon:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.0
    with dissolve
    pause 1

    A "Ugh{cps=*.1}...{/cps} I need a smo-"

    show anon neutral with Dissolve(.25)
    A "Wait."
    pause .5

    show anon unimpressed with dissolve
    A "Are you still filming?!"

    show viewfinder:
        linear 0.5 alpha 0
    show rec:
        linear 0.5 alpha 0
    show fang:
        easein_back 0.75 xalign 1.0
        easeout_cubic 1 xalign 2.8
    F "{cps=*.75}AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA{/cps}{w=1}{nw}"

    show anon:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.4
    show anon pissed with Dissolve(.25)
    A "Fang I swear to fu- Get back here!"
    window hide
    window auto

    show anon:
        easeout_cubic 1 xalign 1.5
    pause .5
    hide anon with dissolve

    stop music fadeout 4
    pause 2

    scene black with Dissolve(1.5)
    pause 2

    $ persistent.bonus_chapters |= (0b1 << 1)

    return