label chapter_x3:
    #PTA Meeting
    play music 'audio/OST/Dragging on and on....ogg' fadein 2.0
    scene auditorium
    show spears neutral at sleft:
        xalign -0.05
    show jin behind spears at scenter
    show carldelewski behind jin at scenter:
        xalign 0.8
    show farnsworth behind jingo,fangmom at sright:
        xalign 1.0
    show jingo behind jin,fangmom at sright:
        xalign 1.2
    show fangmom neutral flip at fmright:
        xalign 1.35
    with fade

    "{cps=*0.2}--August Tenth--{/cps}"

    "Inside the sweltering hot auditorium of Volcano High."

    Sp "Good evening, everyone. I’m glad that you’ve all agreed to show up."
    pause 0.5
    Sp "With the new year about to begin we’d like to firstly start off by introducing our tenured faculty to any new parents."

    Sp "If you would be so kind."
    show spears:
        ease_cubic 0.5 xalign -0.25
    pause 1.0
    show jin:
        ease_cubic 0.5 xalign 0.23
    Tsuki "Ohayo! Mai naimu es Jim Tsuki, ando aye am en chajo ova zhe ingurass depatamento. Carr-dono."
    show jin:
        ease_cubic 0.5 xalign 0.5

    pause 1.0
    show carldelewski at scenter:
        xalign 0.8
    show jin behind carldelewski
    with dissolve

    show carldelewski:
        ease_cubic 0.8 xalign 0.3
    carl "‘Ey, hows it goin’. I’m Karl Carldewskii. I’m like, head o’ the math guys, yeah? Fossilman, yer up."

    show carldelewski:
        ease_cubic 0.8 xalign 0.8

    show farnsworth:
        ease_cubic 0.5 yalign 0.1
        ease_cubic 0.5 yalign 0.0
    Drf "Huhwha.{w=0.5} Oh! Why are you in my attic?"

    show farnsworth:
        ease_cubic 2.5 xalign 0.35

    pause 2.3
    show spears:
        ease_cubic 0.5 xalign 0.05
        ease_cubic 0.5 xalign -0.2
    "I sigh and slide the script over to the senile fossil."

    Drf "Oh my.{w=0.5} Yes, I am Professor Fernsworth, and I act as the head of sciences. Please remind Mr. Jingo to say his part next."

    show farnsworth with dissolve:
        xzoom -1.0
    Drf "Mr. Jingo, I believe it’s your turn."

    show farnsworth behind fangmom:
        ease_cubic 2.0 xalign 1.0
        xzoom 1.0

    show jingo with dissolve:
        xzoom -1.0
    show jingo:
        ease_cubic 0.5 yalign 0.1
        ease_cubic 0.5 yalign 0.0
    jingo "Yes I am the music head."

    show fangmom:
        ease_cubic 1.0 xalign 0.3

    FM "And I am the parent ambassador."
    show fangmom neutral with dissolve

    show fangmom:
        ease_cubic 1.0 xalign 1.3
    pause 0.8
    show fangmom neutral flip with dissolve
    Sp "Now, onto the subject of this meeting."

    show spears:
        ease_cubic 0.5 xalign 0.0
    "I sigh and shuffle the sheaf of papers before me, looking closely at my notes."

    Sp "Fundraising to repair the rooftop safety fence."

    unknown "How was it broken in the first place!"

    unknown "What if my lil Abby fell down!"
    stop music fadeout 5.0
    show spears neutral flip with dissolve
    Sp "Ma’am your daughter can safely glide-"

    unknown "YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!"

    Sp "Ma’am, Abigail is the star track and field glider."

    show spears neutral with dissolve
    FM "Don’t you worry! I can assure you that the faculty would never let our children come to harm."

    FM "Why, just imagine if one of their students were seriously hurt in an accident."
    play music "audio/OST/Summertime Synth.ogg" fadein 2.0
    FM "Like falling down those stairs and landing on one of the bollards."

    "Oh not this again."

    show carldelewski flip with dissolve
    carl "I’ll have you know that that Anon kid is way tougher than he looks!"

    show carldelewski with dissolve
    unknown "There’s no way that actually happened!"

    unknown "Yeah, skinnies are too squishy to survive something like that!"

    unknown "YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT MY EUGENE WAS INVOLVED!"

    Sp "If we could foc-"

    show fangmom:
        ease_cubic 0.5 yalign 0.1
        ease_cubic 0.5 yalign 0.0
    FM "Now now. I think we really should address the parents’ concerns, sir."

    unknown "YEAH! Like who let an {i}APE{/i} be around my precious Megan!"

    pause 0.5
    "So much for post racial society."

    stop music fadeout 1.0
    show spears angry with dissolve
    play sound "audio/effects/spearYellRumbleVoice.ogg"
    Sp "ON THE SUBJECT OF FUNDRAISING!" with vpunch
    show farnsworth concerned with dissolve
    "My voice is powerful enough to draw everyone’s eyes to me."
    show spears neutral with dissolve
    Sp "We need to consider each person’s idea, so we will be opening the floor to suggest-"
    play music "audio/OST/Those Other Two Weirdos.ogg" fadein 2.0
    play ambient "audio/effects/teenageCrowdFarLoop.ogg" fadein 1.0
    "The crowd of parents have begun shouting over each other at this point."

    "More than half of them aren’t even saying anything."

    "Ugh, why did I take this job again?"

    FM "Oh dear, they are certainly enthusiastic."
    pause 0.5
    Sp "Samantha, why are you even here? Your kids have already graduated."

    FM "You never know what the future may bring, Principal Spears. I’m simply being mindful of it."

    Sp "The future?"
    show carldelewski flip with dissolve
    carl "No freakin’ way.{w=0.3} You tellin’ me dat Anon actually managed to score?"

    carl "*sniff* Brings a tear to ma freakin’ eye…"

    jingo "I was always wondering why those two would sneak off to the roof.{w=0.5} Good on them."
    show farnsworth with dissolve
    Drf "Indeed, why I remember my first wife and how we met…{w=0.5} It felt like a hundred years ago and yet I can still recall her supple scales."

    Sp "Can we please not discuss the students’ sexual pursuits? I swear whatever happened to professionalism."

    Tsuki "Spears-dono you must relax. It’s not like he’s a student here and his parents never even bothered to show up."
    show carldelewski with dissolve
    hide jin
    show jinflip behind spears at scenter:
        xalign 0.5
    with dissolve
    Tsuki "What…{w=0.5} Why are you all looking at me like that?"

    "Ugh, Fang was right. I should’ve just taken up her old man’s offer at the dealership."

    show spears:
        ease_cubic 1.0 xalign -0.2
    "As the faculty join in the shouting with the rest of the parents I take a moment to rethink my priorities."
    show carldelewski:
        ease_cubic 0.5 yalign 0.1
        ease_cubic 0.5 yalign 0.0
        ease_cubic 0.5 xalign 0.7
    carl "I KNEWS YOU WERE FAKIN’ IT!"


    show jinflip:
        ease_cubic 0.5 xalign 0.2
    Tsuki "Aye habbu no curue watto yo meano."


    stop ambient fadeout 2.0
    stop music fadeout 3.0
    pause 3
    scene black with fade
    pause 1
    return