label chapter_11B:
    #>>doomer | Announcing Nothing Important
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    stop music fadeout 4

    pause .5
    show fang:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.5
    show fang happy flip with dissolve
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    "I turn back to see Fang giving me a raised eyebrow and a smug grin."

    F "So{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
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    A "Hm?"

    play music 'audio/ost/fuck you i like to shitpost.ogg' fadein 1

    "Fang's eyebrows rise and fall faster and faster."

    "as if she's trying to send a message in morse code."
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    "Wait wha-"

    F "Heh. See, you can learn, Anon."
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    "Oh."

    "OH!"

    "Oh god she’s still on about that?!"

    "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}She does seem pretty serious about it."

    "We’ve been friends long enough{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"

    "I guess it’s the least I can do to start going along with it."
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    F "I didn’t realize you were Pan, Anon."
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    A "Pan? Wait, what does a Raptor William’s movie have to do with this?"

    show fang:
        easeout_cubic 0.25 xalign 0.35
        ease_cubic 0.5 xalign 0.4
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    show anon:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.0
    F "No, dummy! You’re Pansexual!"

    show anon:
        ease_cubic 1 xalign 0.05
    A "I’m sorry, what?"

    F "You’re Pan!"

    F "That means you’re willing to date people regardless of identity!"
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    "Do I come off as that desperate{cps=*.1}...?{/cps}"

    #I knew someone who would say shit like this and it was a great pain ~ Programnon
    # B: pics or it didn't happen
    F "I’m an enbie, you recognize me, we’re dating, therefore you are Pan!"
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    "Fang deserves a gold medal at the mental gymnastic olympics."

    "Even the French would give that routine a ten outta ten."
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    "Aaaaanyways{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"

    F "Mumblin’ again."

    A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}Prom! You uh{cps=*.1}...{/cps} wanna actually like{cps=*.1}...{/cps} go? Together?"

    "Ugh, which is worse, the panny stuff or prom?"

    show fang:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.45
    show fang considering flip with dissolve
    F "Mmmm{cps=*.1}...{/cps} naaaaah."

    show fang unimpressed flip with Dissolve(.25)
    F "Prom is like{cps=*.1}...{/cps} so lame, ya know?"

    A "O-oh. Yeah, I get ya. Not to mention a waste of money."

    show fang neutral flip with Dissolve(.25)
    F "Yeah. Money better spent on actual good stuff."

    A "Like carfe?"
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    "In the distance I can hear Reed rebuffing my attempt to try his product."

    F "Yeah. And booze."

    A "Yeah totally. Like, prom cash is way better spent on fun stuff like liquor."
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    show fang happy flip with Dissolve(.25)
    F "In fact, we totally should."
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    A "Should what?"

    F "Have our own prom! Just the two of us! With booze!"

    "I consider the idea for a moment."
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    "Just Fang, me and a few dozen cans of beer somewhere."
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    show anon:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.0
    show anon grin with Dissolve(.25)
    A "Fuck yeah!"

    show fang:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.5
    F "Fuck yeah!"

    Drf "Quiet down, you in the back."
    
    show anon neutral with Dissolve(.25)
    A "Oops."
    pause .5

    show anon concerned with Dissolve(.25)
    A "Crap, the assignment!"

    show fang unimpressed flip with Dissolve(.25)
    F "You’re still worried about that?"

    "I flip the page over to reveal the second half, which we only have about ten minutes to finish."

    show fang considering flip with Dissolve(.25)
    F "It’s just the one assignment, and there’s already no way you can finish, right?"

    show fang happy flip with Dissolve(.25)
    F "Just relax, take a break now and then."

    "I worriedly glance at the page again."
    pause .5

    "Maybe she’s{cps=*.1}...{/cps} they’re right."

    show anon neutral with dissolve
    A "Alright, sure."
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    scene black with Dissolve(1)
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    "The two of us continue making plans up to the bell, and I toss the paper out when I leave."

    "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
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    $ next_story_chapter()